Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007

Spong

A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere

by prince of the lizard people July 21, 2009

Spong

A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot

2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower

Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!

by AnonymousSR March 27, 2015

Sponge

A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.

Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...

by StingRayEnock January 11, 2012

Sponge

1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.

Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.

by Iifetime September 27, 2017

spong

A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies

"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"

by Shexy Shyman February 5, 2007

Sponging

Hitting the waves on your boogie board. Started by Native Americans in 1324 on the lakes of Antarctica.

Dude, the waves are like 3-4s, lets go sponging.

by Moreyryder'77 June 10, 2011