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Spontanehate

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.
Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."
by DonBIll July 10, 2015
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Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.
Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!
by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012
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I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!
by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009
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spoko

its a polish short form of 'spokojnie' what means 'take it easy'. in teen slang 'spoko'is used to accept or agree with sth. it means i.e. 'no problem'
'ok'
'fine'
-could you lend me some money, please?
-Spoko! No problem

-This kid is spoko.

-Hey! What's up?
-spoko, thanks
by olciaa July 27, 2012
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spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.
Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.
by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006
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Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.
Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"
by Ein September 26, 2004
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spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.
Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.
by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010
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