spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

smoko

a slang term used on building sites in Australia, meaning a morning-tea break, or a smoke break.

"we'll knock off at 11 for smoko"
"grab us some pies for smoko"

by Drago March 28, 2003

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

Sokolplex

A Sokolplex is a large number not described by a quantifiable amount but by a quality of excessive magnitude. Often used in conversation, the sokolplex typically refers to a conversation that has gone on too long.

Person 1: Hey, How'd your meeting with LT Sokol go?
Person 2: Not bad, except it was so long. Like Sokolplex length
Person 1: Damn, that long?
Person 2: Yeah, but I did learn that he likes American Eagle Underwear

by MIDN 1/C Bandit March 10, 2022

Sokoism

A religion revolved around the great, mischievous sun flower kidnapper, hamster Soko.

"Hey Sianna-Marie, are you apart of the superiority holy heavenly group that all the cool kids want to join known as Sokoism??"

"COUGHS* COUGHS* OF COURSE!!!! I LOVE SOKO THE HAMSTER!!! I WISH I COULD BE LIKE ONE DAY :////" (Siannar-Marie may or may not be possessed by the will of Soko)

by Doopi 2.0 March 18, 2022

spikoon

The ultimate mutt. A person who is black, Mexican, and Jewish.

Niner is such a Spikoon.

by pittsports87 March 27, 2011

sokon

the weird asian girl that always eats her greens

person 1: bruh eat your greens...
person 2: bitch i ain’t sokon!

by Sokon May 10, 2019