shlammed

A vehicle lowered to an impractical height for aesthetic purposes. Often seen laying frame, chucking sparks and taking 6 hours to get into a driveway.

You see that Miata framebanging down the highway? Shit's so shlammed bro.

by PandaIsSatan July 27, 2016

dandy slammed

Drunken sex outside during fireworks followed by a breakfast date. Bonus points if it's at Fourth of July.

After the picnic, I totally dandy slammed her. Good omelet, too.

by Adub74 November 23, 2014

Butt Slammed

Butt Slammed is when something is ridiculously crowded or busy.

Goddamnit this road is butt slammed.

by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010

slammed

1. (most obviosly) FUCKED HARD

2. Lowered suspension

3. Drunk

1. My cock hurts because I slammed your sister too hard in the cornhole

2. My wicked ride is slammed into the weeds

3. I was so slammed I said I liked 4 cylinder cars last night. Everyone thought I was a fuckstain

by Vin Diesel August 8, 2003

Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back

Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011

slammed out

To have produced a significant amount of tangible work in a relatively short period of time. Typically associated with writing computer software, but can also be applied to writing reports, documents, manuals, songs, or grants.

Man, I'm on a roll. I just slammed out the rest of that beta code during my lunch hour!

by jigsawz67 March 9, 2011

noob slammed

While playing an online game, a new person kills(pwns), or beats, a more experienced player. To be slammed by a noob.

Little timmy just got this game today, man, and he banged you in the face! You just got noob slammed. You're teh suxorz!1!1!

by Me:) June 13, 2006