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The Stinkin Lincoln 

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.
My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.
The Stinkin Lincoln by The Poops September 9, 2005
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stinkin lincoln 

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.
"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."
stinkin lincoln by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

assassination of abraham stinkin 

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.
I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.
smokin da chronic and drankin dat henn
mayne is we sminkin tonite?
sminkin by trudown44 July 25, 2003

Spankin' Gravy 

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.
I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!
Spankin' Gravy by Stickypalm September 30, 2019

Frank Spankin 

A term created in Orangevale California 4/1/11... used to define a great time.
That was a frank spankin time.
Frank Spankin by scan scan April 20, 2011