by Casewhacka July 16, 2004
Get the sphincter of fire mug.1. The reference of adding (or needing) a lubricant to an anus or vagina.
2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
2. Making reference that someone is "being screwed" with little or no consideration.
1. "das is güt shphinkterluben!"
(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.
2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
(while making a two finger proctologist exam in the air and saying it in a German/Austrian accent.
2. "Yes, they fired me without even a little shphikterluben!"
by JBPhoto October 13, 2009
Get the Shphinkterluben mug.sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
by Def Batface April 9, 2009
Get the sphincter grease mug.The almost magic-like phenomenon when someone who needs to take a really bad poop gets within 20 feet of a toilet and immediately they have an almost uncontrollable urge to crap.
Dude I was flexing like Mr. Universe on that road trip and when I got into McDonalds my radar sphincter went off and my turds were coming out like people in a burning building.
by T Macalicious November 27, 2010
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Get the Sphinctergeddon mug.A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.
Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.
by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007
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