Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.
Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)
by Cara Lewin November 9, 2006
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Last night friends and I made it our missison to achieve a spangulated state, which was achieved as we feel we are very good at it (although there is always room for improvement) practise makes perfect which we fit in most weekends.
by Zedstar30 November 28, 2012
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the act of unintentional procrastination
by Valarie March 16, 2005
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Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
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by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009
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Get the spatulatin mug.Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.
Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
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Person 1: wow thats bad.
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e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan
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