"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."
by jebuscrust April 15, 2010
When you are playing Super Smash Brothers Melee on Nintendo Gamecube, and you knock someone off of the map in the fashion where they make a sparkle in the background. This is the opposite of a Texas-Al, which is when they hit the front of the screen, and tends to be easier to pull off than its counterpart.
When I got WiLL over 500% damage, the fact that I would Sparkly Soap him was almost inevitable, given an upward hit.
by The Stefan15 February 25, 2009
When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 05, 2015
So far as colours go, sparkly plaid is just about as good as they get. Popular belief states plaid to be a pattern, sparkly naught but an embellishment. This common misconception is crap.
by Skippy Jo[h]n Jones July 24, 2008
A drink that consists or lemonade, strawberry, and vodka, and is served in a frosted bear glass with crushed ice.
by Hawaiian-in-Texas July 15, 2011
stupid ass, dumb ass, stupid dumb ass
idiot, brainless, imbecile, moron
Pronounced with a Jersey accent. (Spahk-lee Ass)
idiot, brainless, imbecile, moron
Pronounced with a Jersey accent. (Spahk-lee Ass)
Ghetto girl walks past with rainbow braids.
Derpina-"Look at her sparkly ass hair."
Derpette-"Bitch needs a new weave with that sparkly rainbow brite lookin' ass.."
Derpina-"Look at her sparkly ass hair."
Derpette-"Bitch needs a new weave with that sparkly rainbow brite lookin' ass.."
by Rachey B. October 02, 2011
what started as a video made by iresponsible parents on youtube now means exactly what the little girl says .. look it up
person1: look at those sparkly wiggles on those porches
person2: yea sparkly wiggles dont have rights
person2: yea sparkly wiggles dont have rights
by skylar =D August 28, 2008