SOW

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OMG I LOL so hard I SOW.

or, alterately, just:

SOW!

by Chris(tine) January 26, 2010

SOW

n. abbr. Shed On Wheels
Of or relating to a delapidated or poorly-constructed motor vehicle, particularly one with poor handling and/or poor aesthetics.

Your Fiat Cinquecento is a Shed On Wheels!

by Hodgit August 6, 2004

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

sow pounder

one who has sex with many overweight people.

Drew had sex with another fat girl for a total of 9 fat girls this semester. He is a sow pounder.

by Saintster February 13, 2007

Sowing Season

Sowing Season can be described in one word....."YEAAAH!"

-Ever Hear the song "Sowing Season" by Brand new?

YEAH, After I lost all my friends

by Deja Entendu brand new August 20, 2010

sowed up

To dominate, or reign superior to. "To have on lock down"

"Purple drank imma pour up, got the rap game sowed up. They see my grill, they like hold up. Invisible set? Princess cuts!"

- Mike Jones, "Sowed Up" RMX

by Mays June 23, 2005

breed sow

A Breed Sow is a female humanoid whose purpose of existence is based solely upon the production and nurturing of offspring. Breed sows share similar characteristics: a total unawareness or concern towards world, national or local happenings immediately beyond those of the brood, and severely-limited conversational skills restricted to the topics of children and complaints of perceived mistreatment by various authority figures. Men are similarly incidental within the existence spheres of breed sows, who consider them necessary only for the security and subsistence (food, clothing and shelter) they provide while still being the target of complaining gossip at gatherings of other breed sows.

Breed sows are distinguished by such shared characteristics as obesity, slovenly attire, a maintenance-free hair "style", total obliviousness to their surroundings, an expectation of deference from others but a refusal to acknowledge favors, and total tolerance towards all juvenile behavior while being simultaneously ready to focus a primitive, vigorous defensiveness against those who question the same.

Quick, let's move to another table - there's a breed sow approaching with four piglets.

by GeorgZnaeym August 27, 2006