Sogits

A sexually transmitted disease that causes severe dripping in the vaginal region.

Martha Stewart got sogits while she was in jail.

by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

Songify

A term used to describe the act of taking a TV news report or any normal video featuring speech and turning it into a song using auto-tune.

I'm going to take this rather boring news report and songify it.

by Junkie Einstein August 21, 2010

Sangitis

a disease of the vagina - brought upon by excessive crushing over british boys. symptoms include, but are not necessarily limited to: dryness, itchiness, and sand in the vaginal region.

Sangita caught sangitis from her promiscuous love affair with british-pop band singers.

by wuppie29 April 3, 2009

Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

by smokingmole April 7, 2010

songative

Basically Feeling Musical, or feeling like singing/playing an instument, etc.

"I feel songative today!"
or
"I'm feeling songative, I think I'll play my guitar"

by BranMuffin11 August 15, 2008

songi

A word locals from guam sometimes use too identify marijuana

Bro where the songi at?

by tropicilluzion September 29, 2013

Songtence

A sentence composed of song titles or lyrics in a random order; a tribute to an album, artist or event.

1. Don't Be Cruel to a Hound Dog all I'm asking is Love Me Tender and I could give you A Big Hunk o' Love and It's Now or Never to say, A Fool Such as I, Can't Help Falling in Love with you.

Elvis Presley Songtence!

2. Michelle: Hey Jude! We should Come Together and see Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, I heard you had A Hard Day's Night.

Jude: Let It Be. I'll get by With a Little Help From My Friends.

Michelle: But I Want To Hold Your Hand!

Jude: I'm A Loser though.

Michelle: No you're not! Obla-Di-Obla-Da! Life goes on!

Jude: I have to tell you something. Do You Wanna Know A Secret?

Michelle: Please Please Me.

Jude: I'm In Love.

Michelle: Oh! Darling I don't know what to say/

Jude: No, not with you... with Lovely Rita... and I had a little crush on her best friend, Julia. Then theres Sexy Sadie...

Michelle: Because?

Jude: Because... well, Being For The Benifit of Mr. Kite of course!

Michelle: I Need You...

Jude: I'm Happy Just To Dance With You, if you'll accept that. Hold on though, I'll Be Back, just gotta Drive My Car to Penny Lane.

Beatles Songtences :)

by irhelandcarla May 15, 2011