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Australian Snot Rocket

the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.
man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"

man 2: "nice dude!"

man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."

man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"

man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."

man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."
by magellon February 16, 2009
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snot rocket

A thing to avoid doing on a date
Everything was going good, till he blew a snot rocket
by mislo December 11, 2006
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snot rocket

when snot is expelled from the nose by closing one nostril with your thumb and blowing hard. hence creating a rocket of snot shooting from your nose.
you blew a wicked snot rocket dude
by thandai August 3, 2009
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Snot Rocket

When you insert the tip of your penis in the nostril of a person, at the moment of ejaculation, filling their nostril with semen.
Dylan tried to pull a snot rocket on Raven and she bit his dick off .
by Colacan956 October 11, 2022
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Egyptian Snot Rocket

During a blowjob, the woman takes the load up her nose then sneezes it out all over the guy's chest.
"Dude, she totally gave me an Egyptian Snot Rocket last night! It was AWESOME!"
by Edward Sparkleypants November 8, 2014
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German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral
dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.
by theadore12 August 2, 2009
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Snot Rocket

The resulting visual when a large gooey slimy snot is launched in a magnificent trajectory from ones nostrils due to vociferous laughing, sneezing, or crying. The trajectory has been known to reach an apogee of 3 to 4 feet above the launch site. These are especially delicious when they land on someone or something that has a deep fear of this sort of occurrence.
"Cleetus became the life of the party once he sneezed on old Mary Jane Rottencrotch and her pretty pink panties at the mixer and then landed that tremendous snot rocket on her face.
by Alfonso T. Watt December 27, 2010
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