Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.

Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!

by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011

Flag

Get the Smucker Fucker mug.

Smackers

An old east coast term for dollars, usually enough to smack someone in the face with and they wouldn't care

"The ransom asked was 'a Hundred Thousand Smackers!"
-Billy Halop in Angels With Dirty Faces (1938)

by SkullsAndDice April 1, 2011

Flag

Get the Smackers mug.

smackers

E pill that hitts hard

"ey bluhd do you know where i can get some smackers?"

by ashkina July 20, 2007

Flag

Get the smackers mug.

Cock Suckers

slang. one who enjoys in the partaking or swallowing of male penises.

Adrian is a Cock Sucker!

Mike likes Cock suckers!

by UCidiot April 20, 2003

Flag

Get the Cock Suckers mug.

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007