Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

smitten

To be really taken or pleased by someone.

After a few dates with Rob, Sarah was smitten as a kitten.

by RockStar December 28, 2004

smitten kitten

A term used to describe a person who is madly, wonderfully, deliriously in love with someone else. Can be used in a congratulatory sense or perhaps as a mild chastisement and warning.

"Wow, you're one smitten kitten!"

"Watch it Bill, you're getting to be a smitten kitten!"

by pahHONEix March 14, 2009

smithin' it

someone or something taking a long time, moving slowly, holding things up, waiting

We waited at the railroad crossing for a really long time, the train must have been going like 10 mph. That train was totally smithin' it!

by yoduder September 16, 2010

Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

dick addictiondickizzle

by TSupreme September 26, 2009

smithee

noun; someone who attends or formally attended William Smith College (of Hobart and William Smith) and displays qualities stereotypical to that school, i.e. wearing of pearls, pastels, or Lilly brand clothing; driving a cherokee; getting drunk on cocktails; implying having come from "old" money or being related to a Kennedy; calling all girls sweetie.

Do I look like a smithee in this polo?

She drives a cherokee and attends alumni lacrosse games in pastel capris-- she has totally become a smithee mom.

by fizzo June 11, 2006

smitherines

Lots and lots of very tiny miniscule pieces.

If you don't stop playing that CD, I will mash it into smitherines.

by Garrett May 29, 2003