smetchins

Stretching a certain device on any living thing on this planet that isn't suppose to be stretched and end up all saggy.

Florb has a lot of smetchins in his backyard

by Florbshudband February 21, 2023

Smelch

The act of pouring semen into a water fountain and forcing your friends to drink it while laughing out loud

Yesterday night I got my friend to smelch and we all enjoyed it a lot

by tylxrc December 29, 2023

skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.

“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”

by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024

Smelching

When you’re having intercourse and your partner sits on your face, suffocating you and killing you in the process.

When the police questioned the murderer, she plead that she was only Smelching and they let her off with a warning.

by SmelchingKing April 8, 2024

Smelch

An astronomical, traumatic stench, usually exerted from ones button

Ay that was a right smelch, that was

by Izzwold May 3, 2025

skeltch

a combination of sketchy and skeptical

thats mf look a little skeltch like he fry bacon with his shirt off

by towerx December 24, 2025