smeeze

Verb; A sneeze that is so physically obnoxious that one would much rather rip off the piece of cartilage they call a nose than smeeze again

“Oh no, I-aaaAACHOOO. God, I fucking smeezed.”

by dorito_mosquito June 12, 2020

Smeeze

The act of smeezing is when you shart and sneeze at the same time

"He smeezed himself."

by smokedope2016 April 27, 2025

Smeeze

to blow out a load via the nasal holes

Jhonny you smeezed all over me

by Matrix cuck 69 May 5, 2025

Smeezing

To smile really big!

The memes you sent me today got me smeezing!

by Memescription April 6, 2021

smeez

Smeez (sh-meez) can naturally mean anything depending on your tone. It can be an insult as well as a compliment. Use your imagination you smeez.

Ask yourself you smeez!

by jayvercetti October 6, 2021

Smeezing

A term used to smoke a blunt while your balls sag

Hey bro I was smeezing last night

by MR._L August 4, 2021