sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

by cale hadaway June 26, 2008

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

by ahar April 26, 2010

Sleezing

When in a club or pub and get drunk enough to approach a girl and start giving them the chat.

"Are you sleezing tonight?"

"You are such a Sleeze"

by AndrewRedman May 31, 2009

Smeeking

A term for smoking combusted marijuana herb. Originated when a certain female was too high to utter the correct term which is "Smoking Weed".

Boy: "Why are you so high right now?"

Girl: "I've been smeeking! I mean... oh whatever smeeking works!"

Boy: "hahahahahahaha"

Boy 2: "hahahahahahahaha"

Girl: "hahahahahahaha"

*smeek more*

by Becky Lode January 19, 2011

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015

Skeezing the Dongos

Flaunting your body in such a way as to attract the sexual attention of others, but in an adulterous or otherwise unfaithful manner.

Or

Making a mistake despite your best knowledge suggesting otherwise.

"Is Dave dating again after breaking up with Christy?"

"Yeah, he's been skeezing the Dongos down in Atlantic City for weeks now!"

by Lucius_Greystone December 10, 2022