Smarties

Colorful candy great for smoking and getting high with friends at church camp.

Me: Hey Sam! Wanna go smoke some smarties with me?

Sam: I don’t know, I don’t wanna get caught by pastor Joe..

by LitFAM1719 May 5, 2018

Smitties

Saggy Man Titties.

A.K.A. Moobs (Man Boobs)

Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.

by jemenoki September 13, 2013

Tall Smitties

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range

DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties

by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

Smarties

Another word for a study pill (aka modafinil) ('Smart'ies)

Wagwan, you got any smarties g.
Bro you taking any smarties before the exam.

by ScandalouslySuave June 11, 2018

Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties?
You: Yea
Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 2, 2018

Smarties

The ultimate form of making your child high af.

Smarties make Jimmy feel better.

by DeltaDefinitions November 27, 2021

Smanties

Smelly panties resulting from poo, or other butt-like excretions.

Uuuhg you got on some nasty ass smanties girl!

by Tz1210 February 7, 2007