smarky

adj. Pompous, arrogant, righteous. Possible etymology: A blend of "smirky" and "smarmy".

What do you mean it's not in the dictionary, you smarky French bastard? Don't give me sass.

by Juliana May 4, 2004

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010

Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

smarmy

sleezy, self-centered and insincere. one whom has his own agenda which conflicts with the interests of others. very fake and/or two-faced.

the animation chair at a particular art school fort lauderdale, florida is an insincere smarmy bastard who treats students like lower life forms.

by B. Baker January 12, 2008

Smarcaz

It's mud in slang!!!!

Mud, Nori

Mama ala e plin de smarcaz
Mama ala e plin de noroi

by Daniel Tudor May 26, 2010

smarmy

Cheesy, pretentious, not as attractive as one thinks one is and/or greasy and slimy.

Also, that which is full of smarm.

Howard McGillin and Lance Bass are so smarmy that they live on the smarm farm. MSL and J.Tart can come, too.

by Smarmalade November 18, 2006

smarty party

I heard it off a chick called Pieta and she said it was when two chikas shuv smartys up their pussies and they take turns in having them licked out.

Pieta, what's a smarty party? Fuck off look it up on urban dictionary.(not the real words of pieta)

by Beckie October 28, 2004