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The Pooper Scooper

You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.
Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?
by Thats_funny__69 August 3, 2018
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A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.
I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!
by Nick Estes April 9, 2006
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Cooper Scooper

the moment you see a Cooper one shall yell:
COOPER SCOOPER
and bean dip the acquaintance
BUT, if the acquaintance is to yell the color of the Cooper, one cannot "cooper scoop" the acquaintance
Statler: COOPER SCOOPER
"scoops chest'
Waldorf: OH MY GEE, I'm driving man!
by tommyrhee.tumblr.com July 10, 2011
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scooper

The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.
My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.
by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009
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Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).
You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.
by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019
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Slooperis

When two magnetic forces (Lamperis and Sloop) are combined, creating a spark too strong for the average eye. A balance of messy and refined class. Slooperis is an unmistakable mixture of madness, juking, texting and picture posing (MJTPP). Must consist of all four components between the hours of 11pm and 3am. To initiate Slooperis for the evening ahead, one of the two parties must yell/text "SLOOPERIS!". Slooperis is usually found in all black, and can provide a pocket mirror and a lighter at a moments notice.
by Mi$$ Monday April 20, 2011
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sloopery

when you use poop to lubricate one's anus for the purpose of sexual penetration.
i made sure that ass was good and sloopery before i hit it!
by razzwolf May 20, 2020
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