Slutpastry

A female of questionable morals. One whom is so promiscuous, she is shared more than a pastry.

That slutpastry has been passed around more than a birthday cake.

by Toxic Syndrome June 17, 2012

shitpantsable

A monumental fuck up or catastrophe that hits you in the bowels.

When the dam broke, it was one of the most shitpantsable moments of a lifetime.

by Gwordsmith July 12, 2020

Shitpants Mong

A derogatory way To describe someone who has learning difficulties and/or shits their pants in a mud patch

John: Have you seen that Shitpants Mong stood by the fence?

Blake: yeah let’s steal his patch

by Cambar69 December 2, 2020

Suspants

1)When you’re so sus that even your pants are suspicious!

2)Questionable pants

3)Over the top susness

“You’re mom is so suspants”
“Quit being suspants”
“He do be a little suspants doe”

by Yogirlgill November 25, 2021

Shitpantsing

When you are relaxing or playing a relaxing game and all of the sudden you get jumscared and you shit yo pants

Gio was shitpantsing because of his brother jake

by Glitchtrapdefinitionz March 12, 2022

slutmantic

When your heart is on your sleeve but your clothes are on their floor.

I'm too slutmantic for casual; I need you body and soul.

by bee_ache January 2, 2026

Senorita Shitpants

Fictional Hispanic character who has shitty undergarments. Mentioned/referenced in times of annoyance

Mate you've dropped all the eggs!

Oh, Senorita Shitpants!

by donkawunt November 22, 2011