surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 5, 2004

Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

I Surrender

n
1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french

For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.

by PaladinVance September 30, 2004

cheese eating surrender monkeys

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web

"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"

by BobTheDog December 25, 2005

Surrender

What french do when declared war upon

Aggresive Country: We declare war on france! Prepare the Invasion!

France: Shit! We surrender! Please don't steal our wine!

Britain: Pfft! That one can go in the French Millitary Victories book.

by The'pissoff'master February 22, 2010

surrender

The only talent of The French.

Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.

by Vampiro October 5, 2003

surrendering

To submit yourself from attackers, enemies, etc... A great alternative to the "being shot in the head" scenario.

Please note that in some cases when he/they take you, you're probably gonna get raped and tortured.

"Don't shoot, I'm surrendering !"

by Earthykiller July 14, 2014