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st louis slugger

The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.
Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?

louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.
Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

Bourbon Slugger 

Chugging bourbon (Preferably Kentucky Gentlemen) straight from the handle.

Phrase stems from the South (Kentucky) and is a great tool for hazing pledges.

Chaser not included.
"Pledge! Bourbon Slugger now!"

"But I don't wanna, I'm so dru-"

"Do it!"
Bourbon Slugger by TheA$$Man August 9, 2010

Milwaukee Slugger

A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."
Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.

Double Slugger 

Someone who sucks off two guys at the same time.
Hey Matt, Want to go for a Double Slugger with two strangers in the park this evening?
Double Slugger by VFX Pro May 27, 2010

Tijuana Slugger 

The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.
Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!

Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?

Person 1 - No...

Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...
Tijuana Slugger by Stryker916 November 21, 2011