slizzard

a state of high intoxication (mostly from alcohol, but not limited to) where you think you are a slutty lizard

John: Damn, shawty already made out with five guys
Adam: Damn, she is real slizzard tonight

by Paintboy December 14, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005

slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

by Cup April 15, 2004

slizzard

the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.

ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.

by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010

slizzard

A slutty skeezeball.

Emily Crozier is a slizzard.

by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010

slizzard

anal sex. sex that is in your butt after maximum penetration.

OMG, my friends and I (all guys) all got slizzarded by the guys in Sigma Chi.

by eric johnbang November 6, 2009