Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.
*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!
Real Skater: Let's see it, then.
Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.
Real Skater: Here, use mine.
Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.
*Skater Poser runs away*
Real Skater: Poser...
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When a skateboarder takes somebody (skater/non-skater) on a date involving skating. One party is typically a decent skater as to impress or give a lesson to their date.
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"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
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Get the Skate stopper mug.A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.
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I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
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