yeeter skeeter

A hype-redneck way of acknowledging your best friend

Yeeter skeeter! I’ll make the beer run!

by Yeeter skeeter January 31, 2018

Skeeter Dactyl

A word my AP teacher is adamant he came up with to describe huge ass mosquitos but he then found out it was on UD and got really pissed during class

"A mosquito that is the size of a pterodactyl, a Skeeter Dactyl!"

by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

Skeeter Racked

The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.

Dude, I just skeeter racked your dog.

by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007

skeeter teeters

Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.

What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?

by Texinthecity November 18, 2013

Skeeter Head

A number 6 razor or less cutting your hair very tightly on the top of your head with a number 3 razor or less cutting your hair very tight on the sides. When you rub your head with your hand you can feel the hair push against your hand in both directions. When you wear a cap the tightly cut hair acts as velcro and keeps your hat glued on top of your head.

I had long hair then I got a skeeter head at super clips using a number 3 razor on the side and a number 6 razor on top.

by Bubba001 August 14, 2012

Skypterbating

masturibating while on skype

I walked in on my roomate Dylan B, skypterbating.

by Elliot S.. October 19, 2009

Helter-skelter

In disorderly haste; confusedly; pell-mell.
Haphazardly.

Carelessly hurried and confused.
Haphazard.

Helter-skelter is what happens if you lit a fire cracker in a room full of animals like cats. The rapid reaction and confused haste to get the fuck out.

by Daniel Leuciuc May 9, 2006