Switch-Er-Poo

When you fuck a girl mad hard, then when she's moaning like a wildebeast and cumming, you pull it out and stick it in her ass and continue to fuck her vigorously. Furthermore, she has no time to say "No" or stop you because she's in what we like to call "Pleasure Shock."

1) I was fucking her like i owed her money, til she started cumming and i decided to pull the Switch-Er-Poo on her.

2) Jamie packed her shit and left me because i decided to test out the Switch-Er-Poo on her.

3) Dude, I hooked up with a girl at this party last night and decided to give her the 'ol Switch-Er-Poo.

by Corey Scott October 19, 2007

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

Pokemon Switch

When one of your bros starts nailing a chick and then switches you in so you get more experience.

If not for the Pokemon Switch, Brendan might never have gained enough sexual experience to evolve.

by BostonPremium January 15, 2011

Playing Switch

Playing switch or just switch is when you stick one thumb in your ass and one in your mouth and then switch. Often used as a pejorative to describe someone who is a major dumbass.

Q: Where's our idiot boss?
A: Oh, he's been in been in his office all day playing switch.

by A.W November 22, 2007

Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.

Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010

pick a switch

When grandma has had enough and tells you to go find a branch to bring to her so she can beat your ass

Grandma: go pick a switch, boy! And it better be a good one
You: oh shit!

by Msmagic95 December 16, 2017

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch

the best WIFI router you can get the min fridge you can get and the best toaster you can get

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch are the best home appliances you can get

by NameSiren435547 January 19, 2021