Simpleton

simpleton is the ultimate and final form of simp. being a simpleton is accomplishing something that i never thought could be accomplished. this means that you are able to skillfully simp so amazingly that she actually turns into your friend. let’s not be hasty here, originally she dismisses your subtle yet completely obvious forms of compliments. but she overlooks that and becomes one of your closest friends. one of the main examples is sleek veek. he sets the bar for us all. he is truly the master simpleton

*boy and girl walk past*
Boy 1: wait doesn’t he like her?

Boy 2: nah he’s just a simpleton, they’re friends now

by fish bish May 5, 2020

simpleton

a person who reduced their behavior to very simple actions, such as foolishness or petty responses.

When we were kids and got slap happy, my mom would tell us not to act like simpletons. If you respond to someone with very petty statements you could be accused of being a simpleton.

by HijabTalesSecuredByDuke August 16, 2018

simpleton

A fictional village of simple minded folk presided over by a Mayor of Simpleton, the simplest of them all.

Arty was recetnly elected Mayor of Simpleton.

by Mayor Art July 1, 2005

Simpleton

A FOOL

Only A Simpleton writes supposed lyrics like that.

by SEER167 June 9, 2018

Simpleton

Ailbhe Gallagher

“Ailbhe Gallagher is w simpleton who doesn’t know what a simpleton is”

by Lovefromtbm January 1, 2019

Simpleton

A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.

Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?

Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.

by anonymous peep October 28, 2019

Simpleton

A simple person

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton

by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023