Simeon

The nicest guy you will ever meet. Simeons will usually have an ENORMOUS penis. Like, probably the biggest you will ever see. He will be super attractive and really hot. If you meet someone who you think is really hot, they probably will be a Simeon.

Person 1: Woah dude! That guy is cute.

Person 2: Yeah. He probably is a Simeon

by SCookie April 10, 2023

simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Simeon

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)

girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.

by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011

Simeon

Muscular guy that loves working out. Is really cute, and really funny. He’s got a big cock. He has great music taste.

Who is that? You don’t know, that’s Simeon!

by kingprince0303 June 1, 2020

Simeon

Someone who is musically illiterate

Arnold: "Hey did you hear 'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix?"
Kooby: "Who's Jimi Hendrix?"
Arnold: "Stop being a simeon."

by Kazuuay February 6, 2014

Simeon

That one kid with the wierd ass name.

"Hey guys" said simeon,"shut up simeon nobody was talking to you" said another person

by Simeon ;( September 25, 2020

Simeon

A person that talks about himself in a third-person point of view. Plays soccer and sucks really bad at it like the big dick he has in his mouth when he wakes up every morning. He thinks he can beat people up but grappling and screaming stupid catch phrases isn't a form of fighting. Stalks all his friends and makes sure that they pretend to like him in return or else he'll look bad in front of women he will never get with.

Q. Have you seen Simeon? A. No he's probably sucking a dick.

by Numba1gurl October 31, 2014