Sicilian calculator

Slang for a gun. Usually a shotgun. Calculator because it only subtracts.

Tony found out that John was an FBI informant, so he paid him a visit with his Sicilian calculator.

by blackrazr November 2, 2006

Sicilian Baseball

A word used by Mobsters in the early 70's, to where a man grabs a baseball bat and smashes the kneecaps of his victim.

Mobster: Alright, lets take him out back and play Sicilian Baseball

Recruit: O.K.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 23, 2009

sicilian men

Good looking, strong, hung male who skinny white blonde hair guys can't stand the sight of because they wish they were that sicilian guy.

Skinny white guys in lockeroom making comments all the time to the sicilian men because deep down inside he can't compare at all. What a joke these haters are!

by Big Pual March 22, 2010

Sicilian Mud Slap

When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.

Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.

by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016

sicilian smile

Cutting a person ear to ear, making it look like a smile, originated by Sicilian mobsters to send a message

They gave Tony a Sicilian smile to tell the La Duca family to back down.

by Tom Schill December 9, 2008

Sicilian Promise

A total assurance that is worth more then its weight in gold. A sure thing especially in the new york metro area and Sicily

Tommy guns was given a sicilian promise by rocky to get the shit beat out of him and rocky gave it to him.

by Jimmy bags December 19, 2008

Sicilian Fishing Trip

(n) A journey on a boat arranged by a group of mobsters who secretly plan to kill you and toss you into some body of water. They do not have to necessarily be Italian.

Eventually the Mafia caught on to Joey's trechery and secretely took him on a Sicilian Fishing Trip out to the Mediteranean.

by Steveie_O May 3, 2006