skin shuffler

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.
1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.
by Dia0z July 26, 2006
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custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank
He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 06, 2022
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Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 06, 2022
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