Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.

Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

room shuffler

A prostitute that wastes your time and money by pretending to arrange things in her room instead of commencing her service and earning your money.

Don't trust that pretty young Korean whore. She's a massive room shuffler. Wastes your time and money.

by kam75xx February 18, 2024