Shoehead

A word that a person uses when they don’t know what to call their sneaker collecting friend.

Vincent:”Anthony and TJ are such shoeheads!”

by TheSneakerHeadddd August 11, 2019

Shoebadabap

Were you so bored that you searched up shoebadabap?

Shoebadabap

by I am a cat hair all June 2, 2022

shortbread

a bitch who is short and annoying

''Ugh, that shortbread is annoying the hell out of me~''

by danielishot January 25, 2023

shitbread

a horrible person or people or thing

Bullies are real shitbread.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) March 20, 2024

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.

Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it

by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025

Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019