shmog 

To be so zooted that when you’re friend says what’s up you just say “I’m shmog”

Bro I’m so shmog that I’m on fucking mars hanging out with fucking aliens dude

shmog by amartjetski March 7, 2019

Shmo 

The one word everyone bullies on Urban Dictionary

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Shmo by iamshmo12 October 19, 2019

Shmo 

shmo can mean whatever you want it to mean. It can be used to describe how you're feeling, it could be used to describe an object or person and you can use it as a noun.

I'm feeling very Shmo today...
Thats so Shmo...

Shmo by Shessolovely October 4, 2007

shmo 

An Amish man. Mostly used in the midwest near Amish communities.

Those shmos are crazy not to use electricity, but they really know how to build houses.

shmo by olygirl October 8, 2006

shmoe 

Epitome of Stupidity.

David: Hey, you wanna go see the new Nam movie?
Jimmy: I was in Nam!
David: Your Mumma is Nam, you Shmoe

shmoe by Luke Allen May 7, 2005

Shmoe 

A girl that lets guys think that they can get in their pant but are actually too big of pussys to do it.

Guy:Suck my dick
Shmoe:Ok
Guy:*pulls down pants*
Shmoe:I WAS JUST KIDDING!

Shmoe by TessKenzi February 1, 2009

shmo bag 

some ugly bitch ass hoe

ew look at that shmo bag

shmo bag by fattydaddy101 October 27, 2018