Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

Shmoopy

A cute amazing person that is loved by a boogie

Your a shmoopy

by Boogieowoogies December 18, 2022

Shmoopy

A cute amazing person that is loved by a boogie

Your a shmoopy

by Boogieowoogies December 18, 2022

Shmoopet

The term "Shmoopet" is used to describe individuals who sell a mixture of Sprite, cough syrup, and other sweets and candies, commonly referred to as "Lean". However, Shmoopets are known for charging exorbitant prices, taking advantage of the high demand among certain buyers.

Example: Luh Shmoopet charging double on that wokhardt but you need lean belly so you pay dat tax.

by Luh Shmoopet April 26, 2023