shmee

a term you use when you want to get a queers attention.... kinda like a friend of mine by the name of spencer. He is such a shmee.

"Look at that faggot over there"
"yeah he prolly sucks balls"
"talk about a real shmee"

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

SHMEE

Most annoying sound to come from a teenagers mouth ever!!

If you say SHMEE one more time i am going to kill you!

by devilman99 July 17, 2011

shmee

an uncircumcised penis. usually containing shmegma in the folds.

"Nice Shmee, Barry Goldstein!"

"He insulted our family's mahtzah recipe, so I whipped him in the face with my shmee!"

by Shmurtis April 19, 2009

Shmee

A misspelling of the character Smee from the Peter Pan stories. It could also be Smee's name spoken by one with a lisp.

lulz. I love the scene from the 1991 movie Hook, when Shmee says, "Shmee! Shmee! Shmee. What about Shmee? Shmee's me. What about me?"

by Was_Abi February 26, 2011

shmee

a person who does things like get wasted and vandalize apartments, lose their keys and ID when drunk, drink massive amounts of cheap vodka, and basically does a lot of stupid shit while having fun.

person 1: look at her she's so wasted she can't even walk up those stairs
person 2: ya, she's such a shmeeee!

by shmeeemerrr October 12, 2007

shmee

Any type of feline, usually a domesticated house cat.

Jane has a cute shmee named Fat Joe. He looks like his brother, Jerald.

by P-town homie September 26, 2006

shmee

a brown-haired girl who lives in buttfuck nowhere and is awkward af around boys.

"damn emily lewis is such a shmee!"

"yeah man, everyone knows that"

by emily69 October 19, 2012