you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

The kind of girl who just takes a shit 

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

The kind of girl who just takes a shit by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008

The kind of girl who just takes a shit 

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

The kind of girl who just takes a shit by joeyboy December 14, 2008

piece of shit girlfriend

Someone who confuses night with afternoon.

It's evening not afternoon you piece of shit girlfriend!

piece of shit girlfriend by iamacreation January 8, 2012

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS 

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.

We are charmed to show you our

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022

shit in girls pussy 

a phrase used by "bi" girls who would never touch another woman and dont understand the concept of lesbian sex. thinking it includes defecating in a fellow female's vagina.

person 1: you guys don't shit in girls pussy?
person 2: no,,, no we don't

shit in girls pussy by uwubottom April 14, 2020

Nice girls shit ice cream. 

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

Nice girls shit ice cream. by Dinkum August 12, 2013