The term used to describe someone with horrendous posture or lying down in a regular chair. Typically used following the words "sitting like a..."
by Pain.txt July 5, 2022
Get the Shimpmug. 
The female version of a Simp, derived as a portmanteau of "She" and "Simp"(gerund verb form: "Shimping")—Shimps idolize or hype up a men that are below-average in many ways and detrimental to their well-being, yet they cannot help but keep said below-average men in their lives for whatever rationalization they conjure up
"Valerie is really turning into a shimp over Kevin; he's a mid-tier Ketamine dealer with three DUI's that smells like corn, but she likes his Subaru and collection of classic board games."
by Sven Guillotien August 8, 2020
Get the Shimpmug.