slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions
Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"
Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"
Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."
Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"
Guy 2 "WTF?"
Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"
Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"
Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}
Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"
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by ahhlaskaaa June 23, 2008
Get the urban sledding mug.Sledging with added physical abuse. However, with shedding the objective is not so much to put the victim off his stroke, but rather to reduce them to a submissive, gibbering wreck.
As well as ‘vanilla shedding’, hardcore shedders are reported to indulge in ‘ruff shedding’, which involves dressing up in period costume, and ‘gruff shedding’ where four-legged horned ruminants are added to the mix.
As well as ‘vanilla shedding’, hardcore shedders are reported to indulge in ‘ruff shedding’, which involves dressing up in period costume, and ‘gruff shedding’ where four-legged horned ruminants are added to the mix.
Steders: Shedding really gets my goat!
by Citizen Sade March 17, 2008
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Zippy started out with a bit of a tin ear, but after months of shedding on his ukelele, he could hold the attention for almost 63 seconds.
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Get the Shedding mug.When you’re sitting on the toilet and poo comes out of your butthole profusely at a very fast rate of time, like forcing the power of the sun out, leaving a burning sensation on the anus.
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