shandy

smash or would smash

“id shandy him”
“same hes hot”

by iwouldshandythepeteacher December 15, 2022

Shandy Pants

A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.

Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

shandy drinking wendy

A great big girl's blouse. The proper title for a complete wendy. Something that can only be experienced when you've actually met an example of a shandy drinking wendy. Note: you don't have to drink shandy to be a shandy drinking wendy, it's a way of life.

In a bar: "Can I have a milk, I've got to be home by 10 to phone Mummy and prepare for next week's lectures."
"You shandy drinking wendy" in tone of massive disgust

by 50s slut July 11, 2006

shandy drinker

An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.

He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.

John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.

The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.

by Ivor McIver January 11, 2004

Shandy Candy

Phrase created by Mike Hoppett from United Kingdom.
June 2007

Definition...

Members of the opposite sex that you find very attractive in some way that you feel the need to fantasize and masturbate while thinking of them.

Jane Fonda is definitly shandy candy in the film Barbarella.

by michael hoppett December 30, 2008

Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016