Monkey Shagger

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Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎

by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019

top shagger

someone who shags or fucks a lot of birds, every night they have a fit ting to fuck

usually one of the lads

friend: who do you think is a top shagger

me: ah definitely that WillNE bloke i heard he’s even shagged stephen tries

by lesbian top shagger December 17, 2018

shameer

A wild-eyed, unicorn loving, and lovable idiot who's mere presence lights up the room, though you may want to keep him away from lighters or he'll really light up the room.

You know who we should totally invite to the party? Shameer of course!!

by NEWOB January 10, 2017

Top Shagger

The person within a set of friends who comes away from a holiday having shagged (fucked) the most amount of people. British slang.

..And this holiday's Top Shagger award goes to Mary with eight shags in seven days, impressive work Mary.

by The True Chinman August 3, 2011

shahmeer

A guy so awesome that girls have orgasm just hearing his name. Top models want gorgeous sex with him.

Ted : shahmeer. OMG I just came, dont say that over here: the hottest girl in church

by Cheesyb December 13, 2010

Shagger's Back

A pain in the lower back, usually attributed to having too much sex

I've got the worst case of shagger's back after meeting that girl last weekend

by Dave Oliver March 9, 2009

horse shagger

someone who shags horses

Dan:louise wat are you doin
Louise:i'm just shagging my horse
Dsn:you fuckin dirty horse shagger

by pussylicker November 9, 2005