Shaifer

Shaifer is a person who does hood rat type shit and gets hella bitches. Everyone knows that Shaifer is really cool and has got links

Shaifer is so cool

by Damidkwhatimdoing October 15, 2021

bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Shaffer is awesome

by TheBestThereEverWas89 May 21, 2018

mrs schaefer

my teacher, she is very hot but teaches like shit. on a scale from 1-10 niggas i rate mrs schaefer a surprisingly 10/10 niggas

DAMNN bro did you see mrs schaefer today she thick asf

by childtoucher6423 June 28, 2020

Adrienne Shafer

She got them beaver teeth, she loves Connor Kilbarger meaning she has competition with Ally Lee. She is SO QUIRKY and her hair is nice tho not gonna lie.

Adrienne Shafer : AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHH
Kortney Dewitt : MY WIFEYYYYYYYY

by Dixie Definitionz April 29, 2022

austin schaefer

A small hairless child who looks normal by day. But when night comes around austin schaefer strips down to nothing but undwrwear and crawls out of his window. He scurries around in the night looking for open windows and unlocked doors. Once he finds an enterance into your home he dashes through the shaddows looking for his pray. After he finds you he scratches at your walls. Until you wake. He then eats you limb by limb until your nothing but a head. No one suspects him. No one knows of his secret. Except for you who is reading this. No one has ever caught him, no one has lived to tell his tale. And if you see him you wont live to speak of it. How do i know of this story??? Well i AM austin schaefer. I now have your ip adress. I am now tracking your computer. I will soon find your address and you shall be my next target. Good luck.

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OH MY HOD DID YOU HEAR AUSTIN SCHAEFER LAST NIGHT?!?! He was in my house!!

by Wiwbabycunny July 28, 2014

Schaefer

Derived from chafe, also encompasses being completely fabulous, ridiculous, openly sexual, and the best person in the world.

Schaefers include...
1) Aly - most fabulous
2) Kaila - most poopy
3) Mah - most butt rubby
4) Popz- most likely to make sexual inuendos

"Wow man, you chillin with that schaefer?"
"f'realz, we be schaefin it up at her place"

by Ms. New Booty. May 17, 2006

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.

My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010