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sexless peon 

The sexless peon

The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.

Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
'Dude ever since Mark grew pubes he's become a sexless peon…’
sexless peon by gingerless August 4, 2011
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selegend 

selegend (selena gomez) is the queen of pop, ariolaters are so obsessed with her imagine how tired we are
obsessed with selegend
selegend by milliondollapussay October 31, 2020

Selegend Godmez 

It’s a term you will see a lot on selena gomez’s fan accounts. Selenators consider Selena as a legend and she’s extremely beautiful. God as in goddess
Omg selegend godmez did that she snatched my wig
Selegend Godmez by Xx_zera1 August 3, 2018
The type of person who would fuck a femboy then call you a homophobic slur.
Also probably a bitch
guy1: that femboy is hot
guy2: true you fucking faggot
guy1:you are such a sealegg
SealEgg by digowigo October 24, 2022

Sexlexia 

A mental ailment often causing one afflicted to mix up common terms for certain sexual action.
Girl: Hey do you want to 69

Sexlexia afflicted male: Nah, how about some 96?
Sexlexia by Andy Prefer April 20, 2014
1.)SEXLESS:- is the name of the band I play in.

We are a three-piece Dirty-Punk-Rock band.

We are from Surrey, England.

To date we have played two gigs.

We will hopefully have allot more gigs in the near future.

We have a shit website, www.s-lesspunk.tk

2.)SEXLESS:- Someone who has no sex.
SEXLESS:-

Guy1: Hey dude, did you see Sexless play the other night?
Guy2: Yeah.
Guy1: What are they like?
Guy2: They suck.
Guy1: Huh?
Guy2: They suck and they are dickless.
Guy1: Um . . . ok . . . SWEET!
Sexless by Stephen Foy July 17, 2004

Selegend 

Selegend is nickname for Selena Gomez . She is legend and bullybers and Their fav are obsessed with her
Selegend by Theguywhoknoweth January 4, 2021