commodore sex act

Basically, what a bad boy would get leaning over a desk looking out over the carpark.

The bed's an option for a softer minded fellow.

What's she needing from the hotel's bathroom, am I about to get pegged by complimentary hairshampoo?

Oh wait, it's a COMMODORE SEX ACT, OH SHIIIIIIT!

by flintflintflintflintflint January 13, 2009

comedy sex

Having sex while at the same time relaying bits or jokes to each other.

Culman says: Can you believe it? Lesser being asks: Can I believe what? Culman replies: David Cross just performed diarreha mustache for Amber Tamblyn, while at the same time, fucking her. Holy God. Comedy sex 101 bro. Comedy sex101.

by Culman Menasha September 10, 2011

commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone January 13, 2009

computer sex

when you really wanna bang someone but ur only talking to them on the computer.

also when you wnt to give a guy a boner, all you have to do is have computer sex with him and you will get far...i promise

mary: hey sexy
lyle: omfg if i was there right now i would bang you
mary: lets have computer sex!
lyle: wow...u just gave me a boner
mary: oh yes lyle, oh YES!!!
lyle: HARDER...get it in there!!!

by ur pet fish February 19, 2009

Comfort Sex

A sexual encounter between two people who used to be intimate. Like comfort food, comfort sex lets individuals reminisce about happier times and feel better about themselves.

When you fuck your ex, it's comfort sex.

by comfortsex May 3, 2011

complicated sex moves

When you get on the dance floor and while having a serious dance battle with your homie, a couple of groupies walk up and you proceed with intercourse intertwined with very serious and complicated dance moves

"I was getting down with Mike on the dance floor when Keisha came up and we started complicated sex moves"

by dickemdaddy2019 May 14, 2015

Commitment Sex

When neither person in a relationship (boyfriend, girlfriend, etm.) wants to engage in sexual intercourse, but thinks the other wants "it".

commitment sex sucks

by LATNIO-POWER June 6, 2011