Make up sex

A dying tradition which is the main reason why many people are getting divorced

Person A: My parents fought and now they're getting a divorce
Person B: Did they have make up sex?
Person A: If they did would I be in this mess

Make up sex by DaDapster April 26, 2010

sex me up 

Something you say either to a girl/guy, or randomly out loud in a group of people while closing your eyes, sucking air threw your teeth, moaning, and rubbing your nipples.

Math teacher: So if we take the square root of 23 we get....
Me: SEX ME UP!!!! (moans while rubbing my nipples)

sex me up by pimp daddy dollars April 9, 2005

Wake-Up Sex 

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.

I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex

Wake-Up Sex by ubersquirl August 18, 2012

sex you up 

Something you say when your going to fuck a girl or a guy.

Hey Sarah, Gil wants to SEX YOU UP.

sex you up by pimp daddy dollars May 13, 2005

Top up sex 

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.

"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"

Top up sex by Ebonyks December 28, 2009

sex me up 

1) used when someone is so virginic looking that people/their friends must take it to the next level and sexify him/her. Sort of like dress them up but sex them up

2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we'll have sex

1) ex:

"omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa sex that chick up"

2)ex:

Krista: "So chris you still free tonight?"
Chris: "yaa"
Krista: "k cool, if you find yourself getting bored...sex me up"

sex me up by hateonitnowornever March 2, 2011

Break up sex 

Having sex with the intention of breaking up afterwards

Hey Jen how was the break up sex?

Break up sex by Wolfwood August 27, 2005