Sequoia Monkey Vagina

(Noun) 1. The earliest known form of a womb of the endangered species of Sequoia Monkey. Also known as the the acronym SMV.
(Noun) 2. A person that has his/her head inserted into his/her or his/her signifigant others anus.
(Verb) 1. The act of becoming sexually arosed by one's own bowel movement (number 2) and then using said bowel movement as the means of lubrication in the process of sexually pleasing one's self. Then sometimes they eat it... hard.

Amanda is a real Sequoia Monkey Vagina cuz she's always got her head up in her own anus, yo!
Snap, Amanda totally just Sequoia Monkey-ed her vagina after that nasty Dos Amigo's shit that stunk up my bathroom.

by Anpherny September 3, 2006

Sequoia

1) A presidential pleasure barge.

2) The copper-skinned plaything of the filthy and rich.

For a small fee, anyone can ride on the Sequoia. Just as long as you remember that Leroy is her captain fo shizzle my fat black black emporer.

by Suprisingly Strong Pimp Aura September 2, 2005

sequoia

The act of having an ant bite the head of your penis while holding a conversation. This act is often followed by playful dancing and repeated private viewings of the penis head.

The fire ants gave SCUBA Steve a sequoia this morning.

by TTORA December 16, 2008

Sequoia

The act of having an ant bite the head of your penis while holding a conversation. This act is often followed by playful dancing and repeated private viewings of the penis head.

the ants gave steve a sequoia this morning

by spacecwboy July 4, 2007

sequoia

a awesome girl with brow hair and brown eyed that is very tall and loves acro

''hey look there is sequoia''

by ohmyflippingodicantfindaname12 April 12, 2019

Sequoia Passage

Running the gauntlet on the way to an empty shower stall in an all-black prison.

Matthew: "Did you hear that Jeremy got incarcerated at the Mississippi state-penetentiary?"

Neil: "Yea, poor guy, I heard he had to take the Sequoia Passage on the first day."

Matthew: "Seriously?! His asshole must be in shambles"

by Bawssey Sauce May 15, 2013

sequoia

Always get they pussy ate by dudes name robert, bobby, etc.

sequoia put discharged in robert’s mouth.

by omg.sleezy July 22, 2021