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Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
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Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
by evmiloqui May 14, 2011
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break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.
Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
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hungry seal

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.
"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011
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Seal Boat

When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.
I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.
by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019
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