Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
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: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?
: No, what happened?
: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
: No, what happened?
: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
by evmiloqui May 14, 2011
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The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
by matkillah November 20, 2002
Get the break the seal mug.a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.
can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
Get the Sealand mug.when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.
"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011
Get the hungry seal mug.When one waits till their partner is sleeping, then sneaks in to motorboat them. Works better with a female partner, but can be deemed acceptable if you swing the other way as well.
I snuck into her room like a Navy Seal, and proceeded to motorboat her in her sleep. I gave her a Seal Boat.
by projectrambo1 March 10, 2019
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