Mexican Seaweed

When you're fucking a girl and when she orgasms you shove seaweed down her throat, and then you push her down a flight of stairs.

Yo dude i totally gave this girla Mexican Seaweed last night. Man that's the Real Deal.

by The Fearsome Threesome January 28, 2010

Seaweed Attack

The act of being frightened by a piece of seaweed while swimming, usually thinking it is a giant fish trying to eat you.

The seaweed attacked me!
The girl used water shoes after her seaweed attack.

by Demonstrative Dodecagon April 26, 2011

Seaweed Head

When you die your hair green and it looks like ugli rotten seaweed. If you wear green clothes then you can become a seaweed person.

“Seaweed head”

by Jojo fatty peanut February 27, 2019

seaweed whore

your general run of the mill beach slut

stacey is such a seaweed whore

by lionheart2189 April 05, 2011

seaweed

see "weed of the sea"

<seaweed> jonsae owns

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

seaweed season

A period starting October 1 through the 27th of which seaweed is harvested and sold for profit

Ralph: Hey, have you seen Steven?
John: No, he’s too busy at his job, it is seaweed season after all

by Yak Horseman September 28, 2021

Seaweed Head

A derogatory word used for a person (generally a fuckin' faggot pussyshit) with badly gelled, shortish, curly hair that makes the onlooker question whether or not they may have seaweed weaved into their hair.

"That dude over by those lunch tables is a seaweed head. You can't miss him."

"That dude sitting in my favorite lunch seat has seaweed hair."

by Thyne Eggard Foresythe April 29, 2010