Squamish hot pocket

Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.

Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.

Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.

by clear creek August 6, 2022

Sammamish

Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.

"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"

by C.P.M November 21, 2007

Sammamish

Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.

Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.

Did I mention Starbucks?

Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.

Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus

by gooobed October 18, 2008

scumbagish

Something that someone does that is immoral, disgusting, and/or an action done by someone who is a scumbag.

That whore, she's such a scumbag, last night when she sucked 9 cocks simultaneously, that was really scumbagish of her.

by ganja579 March 16, 2009

Squeamishh

A gay ass hoe that needs to chill tha fuck down sometimes

Yo Squeamishh is being a bitch today.

by EmraldCreeper13 July 29, 2020

sammamish

also see the platt. everyone that lives there, hates it when there is no reason to. look at tacoma you sick freaks. does have a spoiled side with our juicy tote bags and ugg boots. nobody knows what canned meat is."wangsters" can be quite common along with some poser "druggies." you're not cool when you claim you smoke weed at sammamish.everyone has a myspace.world of worldcraft (wow) is quite common and the term pwn is said multipaly by the same people.texting during class is normal and the only place to go is saffron.
guitar hero is religion.
you gotta love us.

beverly hills? screw that bitch i live in sammamish.

by @lyssa. February 6, 2008

Squamish

The point in which you are so tired that you begin to act loopy and inebriated.

"I thought Ellen was drunk. It turns out she was just squamish after having pulled an all-nighter."

by The Taminator September 28, 2006