non-scientist

someone who is not an expert in science

Flattening the curve is not effective says the non-scientist.

by timlight April 23, 2020

Facebook scientist

A person who gets all their news and information from Facebook. This person usually thinks he or she has a broad knowledge about things like global warming, conspiracy theories, illnesses etc. simply because they read about it on Facebook.

Karen gets all her information about COVID-19 and global warming from Facebook. She is a Facebook scientist.

by NibbaDibba August 8, 2020

bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023

Scientosis

The worship of Sexy Colonel Sanders, Megamind, and the holy honey jar.

“Hey, have you seen Megamind?”
“Hell yes, I’m a devout follower of Scientosis

by Bloodwick May 25, 2021

Scientosiss

The act of worshipping Megamind, Sexy Colonel Sanders, AND THE HOLY HONEY JAR

“Hey have you seen the hit film megamind?”
“of course, I watched it with my cardboard cut out of sexy colonel sanders covered in honey, Scientosiss for life.

by Bloodwick May 25, 2021

dumbshit scientist

A scientist that does dumbshit things

I’m a dumbshit scientist

by Your dad that you never knew August 18, 2019

Creation Scientist

An oxy-moron. (With the emphasis on the latter.)

Creation Scientist: The Big Bang Theory violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, and is therefore wrong. This proves that God created the universe.

Real Scientist: But creation by God also violates the First Law of Thermodynamics, so that theory must be wrong, too. You can't have it both ways.

Creation Scientist: (pause) Burn in Hell!

by AzISeeIt April 19, 2011