Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves

Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"

by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011

schwebbed

Exposed for being phony.

He acted like he had it figured out, but when put to the test he got schwebbed.

by CybeleGhooley November 30, 2015

Schween

A penis, esp. an erect one

Dude, I showed Tamara my schween last night and she pointed and laughed at it!

by QuiteRadical February 3, 2015

Schweigefox

From the German "Schweige" meaning silence and the English "Fox". This term was created on a German reality TV show in a moment of extreme frustration. It accompanies a hand gesture (pointer finger and pinkie are ears, thumb and remaining fingers create the fox face), which can be thrust into someones face while exclaiming, "schweigefox!". Referred to in Judge John Hodgman Episode 175: Failure to Appear

This is used to interrupt someone who will not stop talking. So the example is merely, "Schweigefox!"

by *stand September 12, 2014

Schweeze

To move to another area or location in order to release gas.

Dude if you're gonna do it at least Schweeze

by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011

Schaefergasam

The Drink among Drinks. use at least a one gallon juice container with halfs of oranges and lemons, fill to the top with a mix of the two. Pour 60 percent smirnoff Citrus with 40 percent Triple Sec. along with a secret ingredient, lets call this LOVE. Let sit in the Fridge for at least 4 weeks. cover with a towel to keep the drink cold while the 4weeks pass.

No One Can drink more than 3 full 12 oz cups.
THE Schaefergasam, the drink of drinks.

Bartender: what will you have?
You: a Schaefergasam

by Dennis Schaefer December 9, 2008

Schweffe

The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.

Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.

by Johnywadd June 15, 2012