anal schaf

the process of inserting a small bottle up one's own anus or anal canal.
Plural-anal schaffing- the process of insurting multiple items up one's anal passage

im up for sum anal schaffing are you?

What's the deepest anal schaffing you've ever acheived?

by Magsta----> January 16, 2007

schofield

Prostitute oneself. Short for schooling in the field.

Instead of going to school to learn a trade, she decided to schofield for a buck.
"She be schooling the field man.

by dishrag October 12, 2007

gustav schäfer

the drummer for the band Tokio Hotel. poor guy doesn't seem to say much or ever get much publicity

person one" oh my gosh! i love t.h especially bill..and tom...o and of course georg!
person 2: ya but my fav is gustav schäfer
person one: who?

by XXheartsXX April 26, 2008

schfourteen-teen

number between between scheven and twentyscheven heif.

shwam, doo, two heif, scheven, schfourteen-teen, 27, schwenty seven heif.

by Chase and Scott February 22, 2005

schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

schnuffle luffle

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

by schnufflehead August 5, 2009

Schflamps

A word to describe the essence of awkwardness.

Person 1: "Yo I'm wicked baked."

Person 2: "Schflamps"

by Jonald Q. Penderscrotes November 7, 2010