magic school bus

A really cool show for really cool kids.

Person #1: dude, did you see Ms. Frizzle on the magic school bus yesterday.
Person #2: Yeah, I would like to tap that frizzle ass
Person #1: wait, why can't we?
Person #2: To the school bus!!

by kwhiz December 27, 2007

schoolboy q

A dope rapper from L.A. who wears a bucket hat and smokes a ton of weed

"Yo bro who's that rapper who made Collard Greens and Hans that's stupidnhat"
"Oh yea bro that's Schoolboy Q"

by Vslayer October 8, 2014

Jr. High schools

The school in the middle between elementary school and high school. This is most likely where everybody is trying out weed and doing it because they think there cool and need to stay on top of the popularity world. A place where some guys wears hollister and high nike socks, nike shoes, and tan/ white cargo pants. A place where some girls wear the most expensive clothing in the area and need to gossip about people to make themselves fell better. The girls usually aren't experimenting as much as the guys. The "popular guys" most likely drink or do other drugs. They usually really want to have sex and try to (some succeeding). This is where kids give into peer pressure and either have sex or do drugs. There is always a group though that hates on all of these things and I am one of those people. They are usually obsessed with drama and need to make people feel bad about them for anything. The most racist age group goes here. Whether or not it be black people, jews, mexicans.. You name it. After jr. high they go to high school and realize the shit hole they dug themselves into sophomore to senior year. They apply for colleges but don't get excepted because of the retarded things they do in jr. high. Nothing in Jr. High School even matters dumb asses!

John: Hey derek, lets go try to get some pussy from Amanda.
Derek: Ok, sounds fun.

Amanda: Did you hear about alex and shelby, they broke up

Gabi: Good! Alex is ugly, shelby is way to good for him
Amanda: I think shelbys a bitch. But your right, Alex is really really ugly.

John: Hey lets go make fun of those jewish niggers at Jr. High schools
Justin: Are you gonna finish that bottle.

Guy: Do you like my high nike socks, hollister shirt, and tan cargo pants.
Slut: Yea, you look sooooo hot. Lets go make out under the stairs and maybe you can get more of me later.

by fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkpreps May 5, 2011

Schoolhouse Fart

A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.

"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"

by penneturtle December 2, 2019

schooliosis

Scoliosis that is caused by constantly wearing a heavy backpack filled with books, usually from school.

Damn that Mr. Feeny! He gives us so many books to read for homework that I'm getting schooliosis from carrying the books around in my backpack all day.

by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

Fairfax County Public Schools

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

by Biteme November 16, 2004

Riviera Preparatory Schools

An institution that came straight from hell. A place where a student must fear for there education because of the administration. If they don’t like you, you will die. Do something there not in favor of, expelled. If you want to kill urself, this is the place for u.

I fucking hate Riviera Preparatory Schools bro.

by Angelfromhell November 25, 2019